2: So I say to her, "You know I love you baby! You & me? We're like Chinese timezones!" That cheered her up. 1: Chinese timezones? 2: She and I are the one! 1: Huh?! 2: China, as large as it is, only has one timezone. 1: Oh. That line works every time.
Part of the Mikva and Raines series.