Finals Beard Research
May 13, 2011
*a graph is shown*
y axis: effect on grade (relative to beardless test score)
x axis: quality of finals beard. doesn't exist to best beard ever
*the line goes straight across showing no change*
researcher: this graph shows that growing a finals beard has no effect on how well you do on the final
three bearded men: take that back! he doesn't even have a beard! GET HIM!
researcher: wait! wait! this graph is also true!
y axis: effect on coolness. less cool/base cool level/cooler
x axis: quality of finals beard
the line arches up showing that finals beards make you cooler
bearded man 1: i think we're ok with that!
bearded man 2: works for me!
bearded man 3: i'm glad you researched the stuff that really matters
Part of the Finals Beards series.
