man: these chips are so delicious and great! man (eating chips): yum! man: whoops! didn't mean to eat them all! oh well! *man is smiling* man (concerned): oh no. they are fighting back man: oh. no. man: poop is being made at an alarming rate man: i have two minutes man (in backseat of car): guys... guys... pull this car over right now man: or else driver: dude, we are in the middle of nowhere. is something wr- man (grabbing steering wheel): ah! AH! oh my god, just do it! RIGHT NOW!