woman: i got a new necklace! man (doing something): ok. that's nice woman: please look at it man: ok sure whatever. whoa... man: is that a bacon necklace?! woman: yup man: soooo when can i eat that? woman: what?! woman: i love this necklace. and it's not even edible! *man stares at necklace* man: i'm gonna eat that necklace. you have no idea how much i'm gonna try and eat that when you're not looking inspired by this tweet from Chris!