*alarm*
man (in bed): oh no! that's my backup alarm. i'm late for work!
man: i have that really important presentation. can't be late
*at the office*
man: i'm so tired
coworker: where have you been?
*man splashes coffee into face*
man: let's get this over with. ow
*soon*
*man is standing in front of a graph*
man: this graph's line indicates... stuff
man: the line is going up. that is usually a positive trait for a graph to have
*man slams through door*
coworker: there you are! we're holding up the meeting for you!
man: huh? but i am in the meeting
coworker: come on! you've been talking to an empty room?
man: huh. how 'bout that
