Balloon Fight!
March 13, 2008
Jimmy(holding balloon): hey! Boy 2: yea? Jimmy: catch!!! Boy 2: nooo! *balloon hits boy 2 and boy 2 explodes* Mother: jimmy no! Mother: he was made of sodium!
Jimmy(holding balloon): hey! Boy 2: yea? Jimmy: catch!!! Boy 2: nooo! *balloon hits boy 2 and boy 2 explodes* Mother: jimmy no! Mother: he was made of sodium!
.@robbieandbobby made this for Wendell. It is awesome. http://t.co/BHQGz6qbq1
1 PERSON REFUSES TO LOOK AT THIS POST http://t.co/IR4i87bMHcAndré 3000, ladies and gentlemen:
http://t.co/vXfXS2dTRo.@numberphile was asking me about strobogrammatic numbers (and words) so I made a numberphile ambigram: http://t.co/SQLRrBKF5UI can't believe that all this time both Daft Punks were actually Banksy.Hey Wendell, please poop already. I know you have poops in you. http://t.co/36sDQ4ECOVWhen a word is coined, the coiner decides the pronunciation forever. That's why we still pronounce Shakespeare's words exactly as he did.How to actually pronounce GIF, via @inky: http://t.co/RG0XfVd4id"GIF" is pronounced like "jif" because the "G" stands for "graphics" which is pronounced like "jraphics" duh.This guy is telling. http://t.co/z6v11cWEzCA hedgehog is in danger in today's Invisible Bread! AHH! But don't worry, he can protect himself. http://t.co/wdE5YJZqGV"I'll save us! I'll fly the plane!" says Autopilot Jones. "Yay, we're all saved!", exclaim the passengers as the plane slams into a mountainThe new Beck album is just a box containing a ukelele and a harmonica and you have to write the songs yourself.Tumblr merges with Yahoo!, Toys "R" Us, and Panic! at the Disco. "ALL THEIR NAMES HAVE PUNCTUATION" says a slobbery David Karp.Complimented some guy cosplaying as a security guard and all he said was "Step away from the door, sir." Jeez, way to take a compliment.