Soft Drinks
May 20, 2008
Country Man: so what kinda toyotas ya'll got here? Man at dealership: sir, this is a ford dealership. Country Man: ahh, summa them ford toyotas? woowee! how bout them chevy toyotes? got any a'them ya reckon?
Country Man: so what kinda toyotas ya'll got here? Man at dealership: sir, this is a ford dealership. Country Man: ahh, summa them ford toyotas? woowee! how bout them chevy toyotes? got any a'them ya reckon?

This guy is telling. http://t.co/z6v11cWEzC
A hedgehog is in danger in today's Invisible Bread! AHH! But don't worry, he can protect himself. http://t.co/wdE5YJZqGV
"I'll save us! I'll fly the plane!" says Autopilot Jones. "Yay, we're all saved!", exclaim the passengers as the plane slams into a mountain
The new Beck album is just a box containing a ukelele and a harmonica and you have to write the songs yourself.
Tumblr merges with Yahoo!, Toys "R" Us, and Panic! at the Disco. "ALL THEIR NAMES HAVE PUNCTUATION" says a slobbery David Karp.
Complimented some guy cosplaying as a security guard and all he said was "Step away from the door, sir." Jeez, way to take a compliment.
This sandwich I bought is about 90% bread, 5% meat and 5% additional bread.
Ahhh, my mind is broken. I'm writing stuff on my con handouts and I keep almost writing down one of my online passwords.
Sometimes, I thumb through the Invisible Bread book and go "Dang, I made all these?"
@drewmo @keatonkeaton999 Yup, that's right.
Cutest lamp ever. http://t.co/mpMsA6ciCI
@keatonkeaton999 If you want more help trying to set it up for yourself maybe we can help.
Motor City Comic Con: day 2! I think I should try to continue this tally today. http://t.co/BIR7OSmT9J
Rosco had surgery today to remove bladder stones. He's at home resting. http://t.co/MJSOYVfzr2
I made some pals for my table. http://t.co/Cs2vqEbdxF