Doctor: Mr. Billums, I have your test results. Mr. Billums: What is it, doctor? Doctor: Nothing awful. You have an infection of tiny, tiny owls. Mr. Billums: What?! Tiny owls?? That's horrible! How can you be so nonchalant?! Doctor: I am being totally chalant. Besides, look at this. INFLUENZADORABLE! That is not how x-rays work.