son: i just checked my SAT results. i didn't do very well. father: how's that possible? you have glasses and look smart and everything? son: i'm just not that smart father: the only thing worse than looking like a nerd father: is look like a nerd and not being smart! son: well, i crocheted you a pair of sock and a washcloth in class today father: please. stop talking
Part of the Franklin series.