Golf bears. Did you know Bora is allergic to eggs? We used to hide them in his food in high school. Also, he's from Turkey, so we gobbled at him a lot. On year for his birthday, Henry and I made him a drawing of a turkey laying an egg, saying "Have an EGGCELLENT birthday!" All his rich friends gave him gamecube games. We gave him a crappy card mocking his allergies and his heritage.