*a man is standing in front of a window*
window man: glass is a liquid, right?
friend: it's an amorphous solid, but also can be viewed as a liquid with a very high viscosity
window man: so if i stand here pushing the glass, my hand will eventually go all the way through?
friend: well, yea, eventually
*man stands there pushing against the glass*
*continues pushing*
*continues pushing*
window man: you should probably get some food. this might take a while
*LATER*
*friend arrives with food. window man has broken the glass ans is smiling*
friend: that doesn't count
