Dreams
August 24, 2009
i need to have more productive dreams
hanging out with my high school math teacher is fun and all, but it doesnt help get anything done
i need to have more productive dreams
hanging out with my high school math teacher is fun and all, but it doesnt help get anything done
Lots of college kids moving out today. If I was in the market for a futon or an oddly wet couch from the 80s, today would be my lucky day.
Nameless RSVPs like this are exactly why we numbered our wedding guests. http://t.co/B30x7zFvA0After you read today's Invisible Bread, you may or may not be like "whoa." http://t.co/DDrY8b5BWw.@robbieandbobby made this for Wendell. It is awesome. http://t.co/BHQGz6qbq11 PERSON REFUSES TO LOOK AT THIS POST http://t.co/IR4i87bMHcAndré 3000, ladies and gentlemen:
http://t.co/vXfXS2dTRo.@numberphile was asking me about strobogrammatic numbers (and words) so I made a numberphile ambigram: http://t.co/SQLRrBKF5UI can't believe that all this time both Daft Punks were actually Banksy.Hey Wendell, please poop already. I know you have poops in you. http://t.co/36sDQ4ECOVWhen a word is coined, the coiner decides the pronunciation forever. That's why we still pronounce Shakespeare's words exactly as he did.How to actually pronounce GIF, via @inky: http://t.co/RG0XfVd4id"GIF" is pronounced like "jif" because the "G" stands for "graphics" which is pronounced like "jraphics" duh.This guy is telling. http://t.co/z6v11cWEzCA hedgehog is in danger in today's Invisible Bread! AHH! But don't worry, he can protect himself. http://t.co/wdE5YJZqGV"I'll save us! I'll fly the plane!" says Autopilot Jones. "Yay, we're all saved!", exclaim the passengers as the plane slams into a mountain