*man is holding a sandwich* thief: i forgot my lunch! gimme that! sandwich man: sandwich thief!!! sandwich man: get him! that man stole my sandwich! bystander: hmm? wallet man: me first! he stole my wallet bystander: how hungry are you? sandwich man: very. i was just about to eat it bystander: assign a dollar amount to your hunger sandwich man: at least 1000 dollars bystander: how much was in the wallet? wallet man: 270 dollars bystander: he wins wallet man: what!? *elsewhere* sandwich thief: this sandwich is 1000 dollars worth of delicious!