Dead Guy
March 8, 2010
man: whoa! there's a dead guy in the middle of your living room!
man on floor: just because i'm laying on my back in the middle of the floor doesn't make me dead
man: HE'S A ZOMBIE NOW! RUN!!!
man: whoa! there's a dead guy in the middle of your living room!
man on floor: just because i'm laying on my back in the middle of the floor doesn't make me dead
man: HE'S A ZOMBIE NOW! RUN!!!
A new band called Tennis Quarts.A selfie app that inserts a delicious burger that you're eating into every shot.Ever been in a car with friends before? Oh man, you should totally read today's Invisible Bread! http://t.co/1CMP9fK6ho
(The statue itself is a spec on the left.)There are replica sculptures of parts of the Statue of Liberty in in Brooklyn Bridge Park. http://t.co/wjJ1h9AdpuI wish I never got too old to be pushed around in one of those sweet shaded strollers.I almost put some Nerds into my low-fat yogurt but I feel like there's a rule against that somewhere.Check out this cute dog in today's Invisible Bread. http://t.co/P5NBj0ebIlThis really says it all: http://t.co/7sndTmxfdbGood rule of thumb: The kingdom flourished under the four decade rule of benevolent King thumb IVGood rule of thumb: if your wife doesn't mention reading your webcomic one day, it means she read it but didn't like it.http://t.co/t8wXTHqzPa @neilyourself's found his perfect niche in the mashup world.Today has not been a very healthy eating day.Five Jr. Cheeseburgers, one bun. http://t.co/7vCNCQ75T2The McQuadrupleDouble. http://t.co/8JC8OFpeAR