Dead Guy
March 8, 2010
man: whoa! there's a dead guy in the middle of your living room!
man on floor: just because i'm laying on my back in the middle of the floor doesn't make me dead
man: HE'S A ZOMBIE NOW! RUN!!!
man: whoa! there's a dead guy in the middle of your living room!
man on floor: just because i'm laying on my back in the middle of the floor doesn't make me dead
man: HE'S A ZOMBIE NOW! RUN!!!
👏 30 days hath September 👏
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👏 And that's it, there are no exceptions to this 👏This chimney is shy https://t.co/pyYwCqaIcbThe new Grizzly Bear album is super good.I noticed the stock price for eclipse glasses manufacturers has been rising, so I just invested big. I know a good bet when I see one.The slugs on my mailbox have unlocked Hero's Path Mode. https://t.co/XsvgrEdyFXGuess who's ready to stare at the sun https://t.co/3SvclC1A0LCheck @IndivisibleTeam's TL right now to see all of the amazing solidarity rallies happening today.@alichemy The photoshopper, not your son. I mean maybe your son is a scoundrel I don't knowSomeone has maliciously photoshopped all my 11-month-old's past photos to make her look much smaller and balder than I remember her being.I think I'll make "Mr. Peters .... (gasps and hushed applause) ... Mr. Portman..." my new ringtone. https://t.co/JMp7cZ5sYqReally good explainer video: Skinny Repeal ACTUALLY means elements of AHCA will end up in the final bill: https://t.co/NIVRkb8VMgIt looks like the biggest obstacle for @BOTUS is Trump actually tweeting during open-market hours.
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