Dead Guy
March 8, 2010
man: whoa! there's a dead guy in the middle of your living room!
man on floor: just because i'm laying on my back in the middle of the floor doesn't make me dead
man: HE'S A ZOMBIE NOW! RUN!!!
man: whoa! there's a dead guy in the middle of your living room!
man on floor: just because i'm laying on my back in the middle of the floor doesn't make me dead
man: HE'S A ZOMBIE NOW! RUN!!!
https://t.co/4MwXJ0UmpVHappy Father's Day https://t.co/LETaRaEn2wMario can put his hat on a frog now."Tories" are what they call trucks over there I thinkGood down dog https://t.co/S8yoJBPGj3I'm honestly baffled by the idea that Nate Silver flubbed the 2016 forecast. He gave Trump 28.6% chance. NYT gave him 15%. Huffpo gave 1.7%!This rock is definitely a lizalfos waiting to pounce right https://t.co/Pe7UvuHrToWITNESS: I was slowly walking down the hall...
PROSECUTOR: How slowly?
WITNESS: y'know, faster than a cannonball?
PROSECUTOR: Right rightCurious George is hilarious https://t.co/tF08XwnvDG@leyawn My favorite is Noodle Cove. https://t.co/oflWZ5hE9k@leyawn https://t.co/hFPiHJzBxU .@leyawn let me use one of his songs in my animation reel. I'm enjoying his new album quite a bit.Listen to Bird World by @leyawn! It's a soundtrack to a videogame that doesn't exist and it's great! https://t.co/70tpT7BoY3Someone asked if Franny were a boy or a girl and my mother-in-law said, "oh she's a girl... I mean, for now! Who knows!" <3
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