Dead Guy
March 8, 2010
man: whoa! there's a dead guy in the middle of your living room!
man on floor: just because i'm laying on my back in the middle of the floor doesn't make me dead
man: HE'S A ZOMBIE NOW! RUN!!!
man: whoa! there's a dead guy in the middle of your living room!
man on floor: just because i'm laying on my back in the middle of the floor doesn't make me dead
man: HE'S A ZOMBIE NOW! RUN!!!
You should stop doing what you're doing and read today's Invisible Bread instead. http://t.co/0WnIyaGdkF http://t.co/1uoBRFtFgs
This tree is a jerk http://t.co/Eihwn09XCuListened to Turn Down for What on my way to work and now I'm pumped up to test my code for performance! That's the intent of the song, yes?http://t.co/aQTDKq6DPJhttp://t.co/sMBSEmlzZ9Tripawd spins for dins (the pads are for traction while he recovers) https://t.co/zcj8sf9AuqUsing a car to get somewhere is so much better than using a legs.There's an astronaut in my bed http://t.co/5jnkgQuRKuhttp://t.co/PVOuKHulFx This is exactly how I feel too thanks @LRcomicVery good shit. Flamingo by @robcantor ♫ http://t.co/02YqIj3Rc1Listening to Hybrid Theory right now. I'm suddenly back in high school and feeling super awkward about everything, especially girls.The screen of my work laptop has seen better days. http://t.co/EUA0F0SvMkNeck face http://t.co/4dLdRlLLxvBrooklyn https://t.co/NPjzIQOoaEhttp://t.co/E7eVGapMxj "LHT by Drew Mokris/Justin Boyd" --- Badass ambigram by @LokiAthena