Dead Guy
March 8, 2010
man: whoa! there's a dead guy in the middle of your living room!
man on floor: just because i'm laying on my back in the middle of the floor doesn't make me dead
man: HE'S A ZOMBIE NOW! RUN!!!
man: whoa! there's a dead guy in the middle of your living room!
man on floor: just because i'm laying on my back in the middle of the floor doesn't make me dead
man: HE'S A ZOMBIE NOW! RUN!!!
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