Dead Guy
March 8, 2010
man: whoa! there's a dead guy in the middle of your living room!
man on floor: just because i'm laying on my back in the middle of the floor doesn't make me dead
man: HE'S A ZOMBIE NOW! RUN!!!
man: whoa! there's a dead guy in the middle of your living room!
man on floor: just because i'm laying on my back in the middle of the floor doesn't make me dead
man: HE'S A ZOMBIE NOW! RUN!!!
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Older man goes to local gym, wears remarkably short gym shorts, cuts toenails in locker room. Everyone like "Urg, whatever."Sometimes, it's still winter outside. http://t.co/yGuAVVkWdC http://t.co/Okc6D7sslY
Whoa dude. http://t.co/JA9Noev9jDBeing a programmer isn't that hard. You just sit in front of a computer and play this game all day: http://t.co/RPvzmctVz1I'm playing GTA5. Say hi! http://t.co/jpRgWsR4JfWhen playing life, always roll twenties.Mozart's GHOST. The hottest band on the internet!I might stream myself playing GTA5 tonight. STAY TUNED.
Or not. It's really up to you. Honestly, you should just go to bed if you're tired.In my dreams last night, @CoachJim4UM called me to emphasize how hard he and the team are working. He also sent me a birthday card.I said cut in half. This is more like 4/10ths and 6/10ths.It pains me greatly to abbreviate things on Twitter.I still kinda wish I ended up going down the music career path, but my life right now is kinda A+++ would life again, so I'm v. cool w/this!Keep 'em comin'! I'm still goin'. Apostrophes!I'm writing comics, so let's try a semi new thing.
Send me a phrase that starts with "Sometimes, " and I'll try to cast Comicize 3 on it!Hmm, probably should look at today's log file and not yesterday's for an error that happened just now.