friend: whoa! is that what i think it is?
man (holding something): yup! the new toast pro MTC
*zooms into the object*
man: i got the one with the little viewing window
friend: that's amazing!
man: can't wait to make some toast!
robber: give me all your toast!
friend (running away): i'm outta here!
man: no!
robber: fine!
*robber shoots the toaster*
*toaster is on the ground, man is crouched in front of it*
man: NOOOO!!!!
man: now NONE of us get toast!
*robber looks sad*
alternate ending: robber shoots friend. robber becomes friend of toastman. everyone enjoys some toast (except for the dead ex-friend)
