*approaching table with a donut box on it* bill: oooh! free donuts *reaches for a donut* *takes a bite and has a worried look on his face* bill: this donut tastes funny john: hold on bill. is that the jelly donut? bill: yea? john: that one is mine john (holding a donut): i already had this donut in my hand, so i licked that one to claim it for later! bill (he's angry): john! someone needs to be around to see you do that! how are people supposed to know that you licked one! *bill drops the donut on the ground* john: noooo! john!
Part of the John! series.