just spend an hour outside tanning and have nothing to show for it? man: yes that pesky atmosphere blocking your tanning rays? man: well, i'm not a scientist or anthing but yea, i think (narration speaking over man) then take a trip to the moon and get that tan you always wanted! man: what? you see, earth's ozone layer blocks the majority of your tanning rays! *diagram: tanning rays are blocked by the ozone layer. sad face inside the ozone layer* but the moon doesn't have an atmosphere *man standing on moon with tanning rays hitting him* less atmosphere = a better, faster tan for you! very very tanned man giving a thumbs up: alright! we have three moon bases for maximum moon-tanning availibility *moon with 3 bases diagramed* schedule a trip today!