Overworked
October 6, 2010
*a very muscular man looks sad*
i get sick a lot
it's hard for my cells to fight off illness when they're already busy makin' big muscles
muscle man is sad
*a very muscular man looks sad*
i get sick a lot
it's hard for my cells to fight off illness when they're already busy makin' big muscles
muscle man is sad

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André 3000, ladies and gentlemen:
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.@numberphile was asking me about strobogrammatic numbers (and words) so I made a numberphile ambigram: http://t.co/SQLRrBKF5U
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When a word is coined, the coiner decides the pronunciation forever. That's why we still pronounce Shakespeare's words exactly as he did.
How to actually pronounce GIF, via @inky: http://t.co/RG0XfVd4id
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This guy is telling. http://t.co/z6v11cWEzC
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The new Beck album is just a box containing a ukelele and a harmonica and you have to write the songs yourself.
Tumblr merges with Yahoo!, Toys "R" Us, and Panic! at the Disco. "ALL THEIR NAMES HAVE PUNCTUATION" says a slobbery David Karp.
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