So I bust in and I says, Gimme the telescope! And some doctor goes, No Merk, we're collidin' Farticles in here. So I just turn the power all the way up to the max, and he's all, WAHH!! Nooo! Now there's gonna be a black hole or whatever!!! But I don't even care. I just EAT all the black holes cuz I'm so HUNGRY! Then I tell 'em, Hey Nerds, Dark Matter is up in SPACE! So that's where I gotta go!
Part of the Merk series.