*a guy is making a pizza* man: first pizza out of the oven *he is getting a pizza out of the pizza oven with one of those pizza oven stick things* man: crap! it fell and folded onto itself! man (picking up the folded pizza): hmmmmmmmm narrator: CALZONES! it's just pizza folded onto itself! man: that bite of calzone was like one bite of pizza times two! narrator: EXACTLY!