*little caesar's pizza timeline*
you want little caesar's pizza!
*a man is holding his stomach and smiling*
arrive at little caesar's
*man is handing money to a man holding a pizza*
arrive at home with pizza
*man is standing with a pizza box*
begin to eat pizza
*man is putting a piece of pizza in his mouth*
regret
*man looks unhappy after taking his first bite of pizza
*the timeline extends to infinity after that*
why you ever start craving little caesar's is unknown. i believe it's related to the proximity of the nearest little caesar's.
