Beertender! Vend me your beer! I'll have your brewiest hops! (old man spots wallet) Son, you have GOT to rotate your wallet everytime you put it back in your pocket. If you don't, it will slowly change shape, taking on the curvature of your rear... Does it make you happy, boy? Knowing the old man sitting next to you will be thinking about the contours of your butt cheeks?? Because you've FORCED him to???