man: hmm, ten minutes until i need to go to bed. what can i do for the next ten minutes? man (turns on tv): ooh, i'll watch a little bit of the law and order: SVU marathon *ten minutes later* man: well, time to go to bed! man: oh man, but stabler looks a little madder than usual... problems at home? who killed the woman? was the boyfriend even there that night? *much later* *the man is sitting on the floor holding his knees to his chest right in front of the tv* man: i can't. stop. watching.