man: well, i'm now a college graduate. the only thing that stands between me and being able to cook a meal that isn't spaghetti man: is my total inability to cook man (sitting at computer): but that's what the internet is for! for learning! and cute cat pictures! man: oh SWEET! i can make this recipe! man: i can do this *soon* *man is looking at the laptop still. a cat with glasses is on the screen and it says "math cat has the answers"* man: haha! wait. was i supposed to be doing something?