vernaby: i didn't realize you were a published author! congrats frank! frank: heh, yeah. that's me vernaby: what's the book about? frank: oh! it's complicated. don't worry about it vernaby vernaby: i'll look it up real quick on my phone frank: oh! i'll show you it later or something. we should get going anyway *vernaby looks mad* vernaby (holding up phone): what is this?! *phone is shown* new release by frank james dumb stuff my stupid friend vernaby does stories about a moron with a dumb name frank (protecting face): it's ... a different vernaby?