vernaby: i didn't realize you were a published author! congrats frank!
frank: heh, yeah. that's me
vernaby: what's the book about?
frank: oh! it's complicated. don't worry about it vernaby
vernaby: i'll look it up real quick on my phone
frank: oh! i'll show you it later or something. we should get going anyway
*vernaby looks mad*
vernaby (holding up phone): what is this?!
*phone is shown*
new release by frank james
dumb stuff my stupid friend vernaby does
stories about a moron with a dumb name
frank (protecting face): it's ... a different vernaby?
