john: alright, time to get interviewed john: dear john, don't mess this up. your pal, john *soon* interviewer: hello john john: why is that man showing me his hand? what's he gonna do with it? john: karate chops! oh no! john (karate chopping interviewer): karate CHOP! interviewer: ahh! interviewer: JOHN! john (looking ready for a fight): yes? interviewer: OW! get out of my office! that was by far the WORST handshake i've ever experienced! john: oh yes, a handshake. that's what that was
Part of the John! series.