five comics about ramen
#1
man: i'll trade you 20 packs of chicken ramen for that rookie card
man 2: i dunno
man: it's the good stuff. maruchan brand. top quality stuff.
man 2: deal
#2
man: oh jeez, i'm starving, but i don't feel like cooking
man: sounds like my friend ramen is here to help!
man: haha, take THAT hunger!
*two hours later*
man: i'm starving. and thirsty. awesome
#3
man: let me cook for you!
woman: how sweet of you!
*soon*
woman: ramen isn't cooking
#4
man: hey siri, i'm hungry. what should i eat?
siri: you are currently of college age on a college campus and at your home location. i suggest ramen.
man: thanks siri!
#5
man: ooo, ramen! 10 packs for a dollar
man: wait. restrain yourself. you aren't in college anymore. you have a job and can afford and cook real food.
man: no one is looking. just do it. get the ramen.
man: at some point in time, you'll be hunbry and too tired to make real food. it's just a backup food.
*every day that week*
*man is eating ramen*
