coworker: whoa john! where's the beard? john: it's taking some time off. don't worry, i'll still have him during the day on workdays. coworker: john, beards don't work like that. i'm pretty sure you just shaved it off john: no! you don't understand! john (pointing to a man with a beard): see! he's right over there! coworker: john.. john (touching man's beard): hey beard! beard tickles! haha! coworker (while john continues to touch man's beard): john! step away from that man and his beard!
Part of the John! series.