Being Andy i had a window air conditioner, and pigeons kept nesting on the vent. *pigeons shown nesting on vent* they crapped into it, so i was breathing pigeon poo air i ordered pigeon spikes from they took months to arrive. when they finally called me, i misheard them. Person on phone: i'm calling about your 'bird control' product order Man: i never ordered birth control so i covered my air conditioner in bird spikes. but the bastards moved to my upstairs neighbor's window and kept pooping. and now all my amazon recommendations are things for killing birds

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