Robber Story

August 27, 2008

Robber: Oh man I am gonna rob this house SO HARD! Robber: TV! Homeowner: Wasn't I watching something? Robber: Chair! Homeowner: Wasn't I sitting on something? Robber: Jewelry! Homeowner's wife: I feel less pretty. Santa: Hey robber I'm Santa! I hurt my toe! Robber: Oh god! Santa: I need you to do Christmas! Robber: Okay! Robber: I am gonna anti-rob this house LIKE CRAZY! Robber: Howdy! Neighbors: Hi Stripey Santa! Robber: Happy Wednesday! Neighbors: Wow! Thanks! Homeowner: Hey guys. My wife stopped bein pretty. Can I hang out over here? Homeowner: Hey that's my TV!! Neighbors: AAAWKWARD!

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Drew Mokris (drewmo) on TwitterHell YES @vulfpeck + @everydaylouie!! What a great pairing, this rules so much: https://t.co/0QN00wP16I1:09 PM May 4th
Drew Mokris (drewmo) on TwitterI'm just trying to fill the new gap in workplace foible comics10:36 AM Mar 8th - reply to drewmo
Drew Mokris (drewmo) on TwitterHere's a comic about working for a company that is good at forcing you to keep your software updated. https://t.co/mn1RGrBUI710:34 AM Mar 8th
Drew Mokris (drewmo) on TwitterGot my @tallyhall records with my covers from @needlejuicerec. So so so happy with how they turned out. I had to gr… https://t.co/CvWKFaJKVP9:08 PM Mar 6th
Drew Mokris (drewmo) on TwitterHey @rianjohnson I have to know: is this shot/line in Pokerface S1E2 a reference to this old webcomic? (… https://t.co/FHID3NQ0Ce12:51 PM Mar 3rd
Drew Mokris (drewmo) on TwitterAlso, if you're wondering why there are two skeletons in the bulb: it's the same skeleton reflected twice. The upsi… https://t.co/L3a5yUTlkU9:50 AM Feb 6th - reply to drewmo
Drew Mokris (drewmo) on Twitter@needlejuicerec A bit of post-process highlighting in photoshop and I thought it looked great. So go buy the recor… https://t.co/qQWjZRlhvc3:03 PM Jan 17th - reply to drewmo
Drew Mokris (drewmo) on Twitter@needlejuicerec For the back cover, for whatever reason, I really wanted to mimic the hedcut stipple portrait style… https://t.co/euYzBz2Cv63:02 PM Jan 17th - reply to drewmo
Drew Mokris (drewmo) on Twitter@needlejuicerec For the final version, I did the bulb and the skulls as separate paintings. And when I inverted and… https://t.co/LXC0PvHA3G2:57 PM Jan 17th - reply to drewmo
Drew Mokris (drewmo) on Twitter@needlejuicerec I was still stuck on the watercolor idea and really wanted to give it a shot. So I mocked up a refe… https://t.co/pyt8IdUStW2:56 PM Jan 17th - reply to drewmo
Drew Mokris (drewmo) on Twitter@needlejuicerec Those results were... okay. It looked a bit too UV-light rave-y to me. Plus, pulling straight from… https://t.co/9NbkghFTnD2:55 PM Jan 17th - reply to drewmo
Drew Mokris (drewmo) on Twitter@needlejuicerec The initial cover concepts were centered around the imagery from the music video (… https://t.co/dcFnfFel2t2:50 PM Jan 17th - reply to drewmo
Drew Mokris (drewmo) on Twitter@needlejuicerec When I was tapped for the cover, I'd been big into watercolor and really wanted to use it. But all… https://t.co/L93ndGq2Uk2:48 PM Jan 17th - reply to drewmo
Drew Mokris (drewmo) on TwitterHave you ordered your Tally Hall - Turn The Lights Off 7" single from @needlejuicerec yet? https://t.co/aTRDsExrry… https://t.co/41IdvtGBRE2:46 PM Jan 17th
Drew Mokris (drewmo) on Twitter@JustanotherYN Here's a rip of it someone put on youtube (thanks to whoever that person is! Looks like they also im… https://t.co/T9m7TiNlMU3:45 PM Jan 14th - reply to drewmo
Drew Mokris (drewmo) on Twitter@BRMBug @WholesomeMeme Reminds me of this one that I did make: https://t.co/wmirFVMExx10:07 AM Nov 21st - reply to drewmo
Drew Mokris (drewmo) on TwitterAlso, happy 11th anniversary to the video! https://t.co/xvMnwAPbol Proud of that one too11:06 AM Oct 18th - reply to drewmo
Drew Mokris (drewmo) on TwitterHere it is! I worked really hard on these and I'm so excited to see them shared out. @TallyHall will always be spec… https://t.co/kFsJNvsjJ411:02 AM Oct 18th
Drew Mokris (drewmo) on TwitterFinishing this up soon, I think it's looking really awesome. Really excited to share. https://t.co/neTJ8lY6GB12:51 PM Sep 2nd
Drew Mokris (drewmo) on Twitter@jabberworks And sometimes we even do this for the kids.3:19 PM May 23rd - reply to drewmo

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