How to Talk to Your Family in These Hard Times
October 13, 2008
Dad: Hey Guys, I'm home! I've got news!
Dad: Today I got LAID.
...
Dad: Off.
Dad: I got laid off. From my job.
Dad: We're poor now.
Dad: Hey Guys, I'm home! I've got news!
Dad: Today I got LAID.
...
Dad: Off.
Dad: I got laid off. From my job.
Dad: We're poor now.
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