More Drunks Drunk: Hey there you! The guy! I'm drunk but I want more drunks. Gimme a liter of drink. Clerk: This isn't a bar, it's a pet shop. Drunk: Okay. Gimme a liter of kittens then. Clerk: We don't have liters of kittens, we have litters of kittens. Drunk: Fine! Gimme three of those! Cantcha see I'm busy goin to the bathroom? New Anchor: ...When he was found, his blood kitten concentration measured 1.5% ... The senator is expected to resign today.

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