man 1: wanna play a game? man 2: yea, sure! man 1: one second *man 1 walks away* *man 1 reappears* man 2: is that a board with a nail in it? man 1: yea man 1: and a chair man 2: i've changed my mind. i don't want to play anymore maybe you stand on the chair and swing at rabid mice with the board?