There he is! Get him! Whoa! A lunch mob! Whoops, haha! I mean "lynch mob"! You may kill me; it doesn't matter. For you see, I am already dying of lunch cancer. Haha, whoops! I mean "lung cancer"! Weird, huh guys? We must all be pretty hungry for lunch or something! "Hey where are you guys going? Don't leave me here in the lunch. I mean, lurch."