Sickness
September 11, 2009
*man in bed with thermometer *
im totally sick today
definitely feel like crap today
*man in bed with thermometer *
im totally sick today
definitely feel like crap today
Lots of college kids moving out today. If I was in the market for a futon or an oddly wet couch from the 80s, today would be my lucky day.
Nameless RSVPs like this are exactly why we numbered our wedding guests. http://t.co/B30x7zFvA0After you read today's Invisible Bread, you may or may not be like "whoa." http://t.co/DDrY8b5BWw.@robbieandbobby made this for Wendell. It is awesome. http://t.co/BHQGz6qbq11 PERSON REFUSES TO LOOK AT THIS POST http://t.co/IR4i87bMHcAndré 3000, ladies and gentlemen:
http://t.co/vXfXS2dTRo.@numberphile was asking me about strobogrammatic numbers (and words) so I made a numberphile ambigram: http://t.co/SQLRrBKF5UI can't believe that all this time both Daft Punks were actually Banksy.Hey Wendell, please poop already. I know you have poops in you. http://t.co/36sDQ4ECOVWhen a word is coined, the coiner decides the pronunciation forever. That's why we still pronounce Shakespeare's words exactly as he did.How to actually pronounce GIF, via @inky: http://t.co/RG0XfVd4id"GIF" is pronounced like "jif" because the "G" stands for "graphics" which is pronounced like "jraphics" duh.This guy is telling. http://t.co/z6v11cWEzCA hedgehog is in danger in today's Invisible Bread! AHH! But don't worry, he can protect himself. http://t.co/wdE5YJZqGV"I'll save us! I'll fly the plane!" says Autopilot Jones. "Yay, we're all saved!", exclaim the passengers as the plane slams into a mountain