man: you'll never learn how to party if your head is always in the books
friend: we'll see about that!
*every night that semester*
*man is partying*
man: woooooo!
*friend is studying at a desk*
*end of the semester*
man: partying 101: A+ alright!
friend: C+?!
man: should have kept your head out of the books
friend: urg
man: anyway! let's do keg stands! you first
*friend walks over to keg*
*friend literally stands on top of the keg. man looks disappointed*
*friend is still standing on the keg*
man: no. wrong.
