*Man sitting on couch on date*  Woman: Do you like milk with your coffee?  Man: Um...yes, but...    Woman: ...but you're lactose-intolerant; I remembered! Here, I used soy milk.  Man:  Ah, perfect! Thanks!    Woman: Actually, I didn't have any soy milk, so I made some out of regular milk and soy sauce.
Here's part 1





