man in line (to himself): jeez! this couple behind me is having the most inane and inappropriate conversation ever!
man: is there anything i can say or do to make them stop talking?
man: OH COME ON! the woman was somehow also nursing a baby under her shirt?
man: this seriously can't get any worse...
man with gun: EVERYONE! give me your money or i'll shoot
*silence*
man: THANK YOU! you got them to shut up!
man (with wallet out): i only have large bills. i hope that's ok
don't hold a baby like she does. that's not the right way to do it.
