man: this date is going really well!
woman: yeah! i'm having a great time!
*hands something to the woman*
man: here you go
woman: what's this?
man: i have my dates fill out an evaluation form mid-date
man: that way, i can learn from the feedback and make the second half of the date even better!
woman (reading form): "on a scale from one to ten, how likely are you to sleep with me tonight?"?!
man: oh, i'm sorry
man: that's the form for after the first date
woman: i'm going to fill it out anyway!
*hearts surrounding her*
woman: eleven
