john (holding a briefcase): i'm ready for my interview! friend: didn't realize you were looking for a new job john: check out how impressive my resume is! friend (looking at resume): this... this is a drawing of a cow on a diving board friend: what kind of job are you interviewing for? john: software engineer friend: john, that's not how resumes work! john: oh! so, more cows! friend: LESS COWS, JOHN! friend: LESS!
Part of the John! series.