Did you know bats
Did you know my halloween costume this year is AWESOME??
Mine's better.
I'm batm-
I'm batman!
irked worm
It's a very hot costume this year
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Ironically, the other worm was eaten by a robin.
God liver oil is a good source of alpha-and-omega-3 fatty acids.I Kon Mari'd the shit out of my kid's play area and made little signs so it looks pinterest af https://t.co/6pLn7FlCbHCheck out Sir Knees-A-Lot over here https://t.co/QrG2V4CT1hI started reading Game of Thrones. Everyone is younger in the books. Jon Snow is 9 years old. Dany is 7. Ned Stark… https://t.co/fVIpYQbgZkHappy Mother's Day @emimorgan! I made this for you (with artwork and narration by Franny): https://t.co/84xTLKEm3xHere's our life for the last five months (aka Margot's first five months, and Franny having fun as a 2 and a half y… https://t.co/XNuU44hM1zhttps://t.co/aH7ya57ceeHoney I have to reboot the baby. She's glitched and T-posing. https://t.co/Dtb6lfkNsnRichard Scarry's characters (AKA Richard Scarracters)I love Richard Scarry's characters because the eyes almost never show any expression. They're always fully open and… https://t.co/imxGxsAsB0Remember:
If the pupils are O's
Watterson drew those
If the pupils are U's
Then you're reading Seuss https://t.co/X1bn6WPbs7Uh Oh! New Star Wars Film Mistakenly Titled "Episode IX: Attack of the Clones"
"We forgot that one got used already, whoops," says DisneyThey're not letting humans go inside Target anymore. https://t.co/AylUBBgPevI love that to most people "coney island" refers to a famous historic amusement park in new york city, but in michi… https://t.co/g2eUTu3NozCARTOONIST: I've made this new character named Winnie the Pooh. He's a cuddly little stuffed bear.
VOICE ACTOR: Hmm… https://t.co/8KdSRppDSiDoing taxes. Good times. https://t.co/x6I4tBmCsxMy two-year-old wanted a whole apple before she went to bed. https://t.co/JjlD7lt3XBFor Valentine's I made Franny a poster with herself on it and she loved it. https://t.co/X2zfTbckBkSick of people calling me gormless. More like gormful. I've got tons of gorms.https://t.co/CvfCsgpwtJ more @daleando cartoons please
