Did you know bats
Did you know my halloween costume this year is AWESOME??
Mine's better.
I'm batm-
I'm batman!
irked worm
It's a very hot costume this year
...
Ironically, the other worm was eaten by a robin.
Here's Finn Wolfhard and his three possible future selves, according to things he's been in. https://t.co/XYimm1XDU4Cyriak remains a treasure. https://t.co/vXKVKRNZqEReading Game of Thrones. Did you know there are 200+ ways to say the word "horse"?The Little Mermaid is the story of a regular-sized mermaid.Stanley Kubrick: Eyes Wide ...
Me: Oh, the next word is gonna be 'Open'
Stanley Kubrick: ... Shut
Me: https://t.co/JmOy8sWSbXI was just reading my own comics. haha these are pretty good have you guys seen theseI called my dad yesterday to wish him a happy father's day, and he was at a ham radio swap meet in the pouring rain.Happy father's day to my dad, who uses Facebook's maiden-name feature to show everyone his ham radio call sign. https://t.co/EXy4M1nNd3God liver oil is a good source of alpha-and-omega-3 fatty acids.I Kon Mari'd the shit out of my kid's play area and made little signs so it looks pinterest af https://t.co/6pLn7FlCbHCheck out Sir Knees-A-Lot over here https://t.co/QrG2V4CT1hI started reading Game of Thrones. Everyone is younger in the books. Jon Snow is 9 years old. Dany is 7. Ned Stark… https://t.co/fVIpYQbgZkHappy Mother's Day @emimorgan! I made this for you (with artwork and narration by Franny): https://t.co/84xTLKEm3xHere's our life for the last five months (aka Margot's first five months, and Franny having fun as a 2 and a half y… https://t.co/XNuU44hM1zhttps://t.co/aH7ya57ceeHoney I have to reboot the baby. She's glitched and T-posing. https://t.co/Dtb6lfkNsnRichard Scarry's characters (AKA Richard Scarracters)I love Richard Scarry's characters because the eyes almost never show any expression. They're always fully open and… https://t.co/imxGxsAsB0Remember:
If the pupils are O's
Watterson drew those
If the pupils are U's
Then you're reading Seuss https://t.co/X1bn6WPbs7Uh Oh! New Star Wars Film Mistakenly Titled "Episode IX: Attack of the Clones"
"We forgot that one got used already, whoops," says Disney
