Faster Please
August 15, 2007
*Man standing at a hand dryer in a restroom* *Talking to the hand dryer* Man: I question your effort. My hands aren't ever dry and its been 10 minutes.
*Man standing at a hand dryer in a restroom* *Talking to the hand dryer* Man: I question your effort. My hands aren't ever dry and its been 10 minutes.
Rosco had surgery today to remove bladder stones. He's at home resting. http://t.co/MJSOYVfzr2
I made some pals for my table. http://t.co/Cs2vqEbdxFI hope the other exhibitors here accept my money. http://t.co/lb6enK172iIt's convention time! http://t.co/reP1CPYbpMI am outside of the box now. The adventure is over. Now I must recycle the box because it's kinda big and taking up space.This is my view from inside the box. http://t.co/XLU79iPTqg #currentlyinsideacardboardboxA box arrived today that I said could fit a human. I am currently tweeting from inside this box, so yeah, I guess I was right.I enjoyed these dissections of @tallyhall songs. http://t.co/g0jFlHxWmh and http://t.co/WsU49ZBEZ6Comics http://t.co/XGL70PrLXqThere's a car outside parked in the street facing the wrong direction and it's making me feel awkward and uncomfortable.It's new Invisible Bread day! In today's comic, a man has a special request for his sandwich. Whoa! http://t.co/9KAsIAghTaThat was @emimorgan hijacking my account. She's really sad about the cancellation of #readyforlove#readyforloveAs someone getting married soon, this story is heartbreaking to imagine: http://t.co/gW7ulWinDnGuys! Have a big date but out of hair product? Don't fret! Just use peanut butter! Great hold and it's a real *treat* for the ladies ;)