So I'm tryin' to get to space, and this old fart goes, That ain't gonna work, Merk! So I'm like, take me up to space, old man spacetronaut! But he's all, no way I ain't never goin' back there. Wassamatta? I says, Scared of the dark matter? Then, real slow, he goes, boy, that's the least of my space-worries. (old man runs away)
Part of the Merk series.