girlfriend: john, are you cheating on me?! john: whoa! what? girlfriend: where do you go every thursday night? john: oh. to burger king! to eat burgers john: for two to three hours girlfriend (holding phone): well then, what about THIS?! *the screen of the phone is shown. it's foursquare and john is the mayor of a place called Cindy's Bedroom* john: whoa, i'm mayor now! man, that took a while! girlfriend: JOHN! john: please john (with hands on hips): call me mayor john
Part of the John! series.