Ma'am, do you have any liquids or gels on you today? Ha, well, my baby and I are made of 70% water. Hmm. Well, the baby's likely under our liquid limit (puts baby in a ziploc bag). But you've got too much. Sorry bud, I gotta confiscate your mom. (baby goes through x-ray). (baby lies in bag after being x-rayed). (baby sits in bag on plane) Sir, could you please put your tray table up?