man: let's battle with swords! man 2: yay! i'm ready man: one two three man 2: fight! man: i've changed my mind man 2: as have i man: how about we just friend it up now instead? man 2: ok! man: friendship handshake! man 2: oh shoot. i shook with my sword-wielding hand man 2: this is so embarrassing! i hope we can still be friends! *man is dead* man 2: haha, glad you understand! best friends!