guy: all my coworkers are much older than me...
guy (putting on tie): alright, ready for day three at my first job out of college
guy: let's see how i look today. according to my mirror, i look like a fun, young person wearing a tie
guy: whatever! no problem! i'll just talk to them more today. get to know them
*at the office*
coworker: my kids are such a pain right now
coworker: one is obsessed with justin beiber and twilight. the other, my son, he just plays call of duty all the time
guy: call of duty is a fun game! i play a lot too actually. do... you play?
*coworker gives blank stare*
coworker: you sound a lot like my son. my 13 year old son
guy: i'm... 22...
*awkward stand behind desk*
guy: take this stupid tie. i quit
guy: and give me your son's gamertag. he sounds much cooler than you.
