guy: i can remember lyrics so well. why can't i remember stuff for my history class?
guy: i'm gonna do something about this!
guy (typing): dear ke$ha, make a hit song about american history
*test time*
guy (singing): "it's 1844 and we're down on the floor. samuel morse is there doin' shots like a pro. he did something today, but i can't remember so let's dance dance glitter shots glitter"
*later*
guy (holding a c- test): huh. that didn't work... maybe i should try something different next time...
guy: owl city maybe?
