I take issue with the manner you people pronounce aloud the years of our current decade! *points to 2004* This is read "two thousand four". *Pointing to 1994* In contrast, this is "nineteen ninety four", read as two two-digit numbers, with the word "thousand" nowhere in sight! Why break the pattern?? Is it the double zero that confuses you? May I call it "twenty-ten" when the time comes?! "But Pablo, " you say, "this type of asymmetry is abundant in language, most of all in english! Why expend energy on this?" Because! My captivated plebeians, we must tackle these anomalies at the source if we are to make any societal progress! Man: I know a certain Mr. Angrypants who needs a back scratch! Dog: Indeed.
Drew Mokris (drewmo) on TwitterI missed Adventure Time?? I thought the latest commercials said it was premiering in April! Aarrgh.13 hours ago
Justin Boyd (aujustin) on TwitterFridaynosaur shirts will be hitting the LHT store at midnight tonight eastern timezone for all you non-preordering/new-reader guys and gals.18 hours ago
Justin Boyd (aujustin) on TwitterAll preorders are shipped! Soon, everyone will be enjoying their preordered Fridaynosaur shirts.18 hours ago
I feel pretty sorry for this guy. He took on a hard job of making some violent idioms nicer, and it made him feel feelings inside. Here are the ones he couldn’t muster:
Please make these nicer, won’t you? Leave your best revisions in the comments. Some may become illustrated.
-Drew
UPDATE: You guys are amazing. That is way more nice metaphors than I expected. I drew some of them just now, and put them into comment-replies. If I haven’t drawn yours yet, I’m sorry. There are far too many for ME to muster.
I did a guest comic for ChannelAte! You can check it out using this link right here. I’ll link this smiley too if you prefer clicking on smileys: =)
In other totally cool news, it looks like the Fridaynosaur shirts will be arriving tomorrow. Woooo! That means that I’ll begin shipping our everyone’s pre-orders very soon. If you missed the pre-order, I’ll be putting the extra shirts up in the store on Friday, so you’ll be able to pick one up then. Man, we can’t wait to get those shirts out to everyone!
We have given our shirt order to our screen printer! They estimate they will be done with them around Friday (how fitting!) and will ship them to us as soon as they are done. Once we receive the shipment, we will begin shipping out the shirts to everyone who pre-ordered.
Also, due to the number of pre-orders we received, we we able to get some extra Men’s AND Women’s shirts. So if you missed out on the pre-order or are just discovering LHT and would like the shirt, you will still be able to get one!
