guy: someone! help my friend friend (on ground): ow guy: he hurt his butt real bad! butt doctor: excuse me, are you in need of a butt doctor? guy: yes doctor: excellent doctor: where is the pain? friend: my butt friend: ow. and my lower back doctor: oh boy, i'm not qualified for this. i'm a butts-only doctor. not butts and other stuff distant voice: ow! my butt! and ONLY my butt! doctor: excuse me. i am needed.